Call Me Pearl is the disco ball fever dream Denver didn't know it needed. Think 70s and 80s nostalgia turned up to eleven: velvet booths, roller skate decor, and enough shine to make you forget what year it is. The cocktail list leans playful and strong, the kind of drinks you order because the name alone made you laugh. It gets loud and a little silly as the night goes on, which is the whole point. Great for a birthday crew, a first date that needs an icebreaker, or a Saturday when you want to dance a bit without committing to a full club. Downtown location means it's easy to pair with dinner first and more bar hopping after. Go in ready to have fun, not ready to be cool about it.